Christmas Carols for Narcissists
I saw this today posted on a blog by Elisse Stuart (http://elissestuart.wordpress.com/) Utterly hilarious and too good not to share! 1. Gaslighting Narcissist: I Don’t You Hear What You Hear, what voices? Voices? Maybe You’re crazy! 2. Lying Narcissist: I’ll tell you I’ll be Home for Christmas and then I won’t show up. 3. Basic Narcissist (Garden Variety): Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 4. Narcissist in the Manic mode: Deck The Halls And Walls And House And Lawn And Streets And Stores And Office And…. 5. Narcissist AKA Multiple Personality Disorder: We Three Queens/Kings Disoriented Are 6. Paranoid Narcissist: Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me 7. Narcissistic & BPD: You Better Watch Out, You Better not Shout, I’m Gonna Cry & I won’t tell you why 8. Psychopath Narcissist: Thoughts of roasting you on an open fire… 9. The N in OCD mode: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, ...